You wanted it, you got it... The real deal, right here. No holds, holes, or whores barred. When I do it I DO it and I will not be told 'No' -- ask someone who's tried =) Which is why I'm doing this myself, my way. Fuck the rules. They're not mine. I will not adhere.
You want to know what gets me off... cum inside, try it out ;) I'm Dirty, Perverse, and a little Disturbed.